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PEOPLE
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OF QUESTIONABLE
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★ OFFICIAL PLAYER REGISTRATION ★ 2026 SEASON ★

JOIN THE TEAM

Congratulations. You've finally made the big leagues. Unfortunately, it's with the Tupelo Turds.

Claim your number and tell us exactly what belongs across the back of your jersey. Player numbers are first-come, first-served.

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MEET THE UNIFORM

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THIS IS THE ACTUAL TUPELO TURDS JERSEY DESIGN.
YOUR SELECTED NAME AND NUMBER WILL REPLACE THE EXAMPLES SHOWN.

Official Tupelo Turds jersey
OFFICIAL JERSEY Front, back & patch placement
Tupelo Turds jersey being worn
LOOK GOOD. PLAY TERRIBLY. Actual jersey design shown in action
We're number 2 team patch
EXCLUSIVE TEAM PATCH Because claiming we're number one would raise uncomfortable questions about our standards.

BUILD YOUR TURD

Pick your name, number and size. Once a player number has been claimed, it's gone.

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FIND YOUR SIZE

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OFFICIAL JERSEY SIZING

Chest measurement diagram
CHEST

Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape level around your body.

MEN'S SIZING (INCHES)
S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest 34–36 37–40 41–44 45–48 49–52 53–56
Length 31.5 32 33 34 34 34

Measurements supplied by the jersey manufacturer. When between sizes, consider how loosely you prefer your jersey to fit.